One of the best sporting days of the year, marred in my own memory by two ill-fated free throws by arguably the best player in Ole Miss basketball history and a miracle catch and shot by some midwestern choir boy.  Bryce Drew, I hope you get hit by a bus full of AIDS today.  Happy March [...]

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“To the German commander…NUTS!” The opening round of the NIT got off to quite the cod-punching start as not one, but two incidents of fists to the manhood occurred during last night’s contests.  The first, a jab to the nards felt all the way to the Eastern Block as Seton Hall’s Herb Pope brought the pain to [...]

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March Madness is just not about the top seeds, the hot teams down the stretch, the sleepers, and the underdogs…its about the teams that have no chance whatsoever of making it out of the play in game, let alone the first round.  Its about a complete lack of fundamental basketball of any discernible kind.  Its [...]

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For the record and a hearty pat on the back from you fine people (we werent hugged enough as a kid, humor us), let it be known that yours truly, one Bunkie T. Perkins, Esq. went 16 for 16 yesterday in his tourney picks over on the Deadspin and With Leather brackets respectively.  Tremble at [...]

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Your white block texting Microsoft Painting overlords at LOLJOCKS have the definitive pre-March Madness hype video.  Raise your hands in the air as you see fit. [vodpod id=ExternalVideo.798141&w=425&h=350&fv=]

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Best “White Guy Celebration” since Tiger Woods on 16 at the Masters We are but mere hours away from the start of the NCAA’s, a spectacle filled with monumental upsets, last second miracles, and historic match-ups……oh, and of course Gus Johnson…oh Gus Johnson, we bow at your church’s ivory steps, rain your vocal goodness upon [...]

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