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Michael Bay Ruins My Childhood One Unnecessary Explosion at a Time

July 2nd, 2009 · 2 Comments

Your Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen highlight, you’re welcome Above is evidence of the only…THE ONLY…redeeming value of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.  Megan Fox is ridiculously hot in the entire movie, in fact, there would have been more redeeming value in the 2 hours and 15 minutes I spent watching if the entire movie [...]

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Tags: Movies

Dear Megan…

February 24th, 2009 · 1 Comment

Dear Megan, I heard the news.  Its tough but, the last thing you want to do is be alone right now.  Maybe we can just hang out, watch tv, eat pizza, let me stand at the foot of your bed while you sleep, you know normal friend stuff.  Just gimmie a call or come on by, [...]

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Tags: Poon

The Program's Picks: Mindboggling Hotness Edition

September 18th, 2008 · No Comments

Degenerate gamblers by nature and birthright, your humble blogging hosts Bunkie Perkins and Michael Medallion, and other special guests, try to give you some guidance as you wager your plasma donation earnings on this week’s games.    So what are you suggesting exactly? Our super celebrity guest this week is none other than GQ’s latest cover girl and Optimus [...]

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Tags: College Football · Gambling