Kentucky Derby Winner Mind that Bird + Mink Snuggie + Restricted NFL Super Bowl Footage = $4.8 million.
UPDATE: TMZ says it wasn’t the real horse. We’ll give Conan a pass since he also had PeeWee Herman on the show, that, of course is priceless.
SIW NBC. Last show tomorrow. The video after the jump…
“Mind That Bird” Does Conan, Watches Super Bowl
January 22nd, 2010 · 1 Comment
Tags: Horse Racing · You Tube
A Below Average Photo Essay: Who Dat – Saints Invade FedEx & The Redskins (boosh)
December 6th, 2009 · 6 Comments
Welcome to the FROZEN tundra of FedEx field.
Actually by far the least punctual stadium in the National Football league (unless you LOVE concrete spaces), yet all was well as it hosted thousands of Katrina Refugees / Bourbon Engulfers / Who Dats / Cajun bastards for an American Football match for the ages. The Saints and [...]
Tags: Below Average Photo Essays · NFL football · New Orleans Saints
Bears Super (Drunk) Fan
November 24th, 2009 · 3 Comments
Bill Swerski would be proud. Damn proud. You surely deserve a place at the table at Ditka’s Restaurant in Chicago, I-L, the birthplace of the baby back rib, and home of that certain team known as Da Bears. A true Bears super fan in all his drunken glory. Videos after the jump…
Tags: NFL
This Is Why The Vikings Wanted Brett Favre
September 27th, 2009 · No Comments
Just thought we’d pass along one of the better fan videos (that was actually taken at the game and not of a TV) of Brett Favre’s game winning TD pass to Greg Lewis to beat the 49ers on Sunday. For Lewis, not bad for your first catch as a Viking. For Favre, this is why the Vikings wanted him.
Rejoice For The NFL Starts This Week
September 11th, 2009 · No Comments
Cheer up big guy…the NFL gets all cranked up this weekend with a full slate including Mr. Pouty Pants’ (left) debut for the Bears. Other stories of note include Father Time’s Brett Farv’e debut for Minnesota, Mark Sanchez’s first start for the Jets, and no acknowlegement from anyone that the Oakland Raiders actually exist. Whats [...]
Tags: Gambling · NFL football
NFL Kickoff 2009
September 10th, 2009 · No Comments
Let your hair down, sit back and relax because the NFL season starts tonight when two teams who really don’t care for one another square off in Pittsburgh. The Steelers and Titans renew old acquiantances and quench a football thirst that cannot be satiated by early season college football mercy killings involving any assortment of [...]
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A Below Average Photo Essay: Skins Pats Exhibition Edition
August 29th, 2009 · 3 Comments
On a sloppily stormy night in our Nation’s Capital (well, technically Landover, Maryland) FOTP operatives infiltrated the epicenter of American Culture. If you can’t make cotillion class a parking lot outside an NFL game will do just fine. We never got a glimpse of Brady’s greatest trophy (Gisele), but knowing she was likely somewhere out there in that sea of overweight men wearing Jerseys and mustard stains was as comforting to us as we are sure it was to Tom when a 350lb Albert Haynesworth belly flopped on his shoulder.
Here is a brief photo tour of Redskins Nation.
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