It must be true because a commenter on a somewhat legitimate news reporting website said it. It’s his DREAM JOB after all and there’s just no way he is turning it down and he’s taking Kirby Smart and Trent Richardson with him and he’s gonna make the announcement and everything right before the National Championship [...]
Saban to Penn State, It’s Totally Happening
December 29th, 2011 · No Comments
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Nick Saban Does Not Like Your Line of Questioning
October 17th, 2011 · 1 Comment
Fresh off of a donkey stomping in Oxford, you’d think that Nick Saban would be in a better mood but when you start asking him about those events, so far in the future, that the only thing we really would know for sure is that in 15 some odd years, pontoon boats will still be [...]
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Behold, Alabama’s Golden Calf has Arrived
April 15th, 2011 · 1 Comment
The statue of Nick Saban has arrived on campus in Tuscaloosa, and although the finely groomed quaf immortalized in iron and stone has not been revealed to the masses as yet, even the least of his subjects has arrived to pay homage. Either that, or for the pleasure and enjoyment entire Alabama man and beast [...]
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The Nick Saban Statue: Never Seen an Ass Like That
March 1st, 2011 · 2 Comments
Nick Saban’s statue…making Paul Finebaum’s slinky go… Photos of the Nick Saban statue to be displayed outside of Bryant-Denny Stadium have been leaked, and naturally, it’s a little menacing. This will no doubt insure that droves of Tide supporters from worshiping at his feet out of fear and respect..but that being said. GET A LOAD [...]
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You Can’t Do That On Television
February 19th, 2011 · 6 Comments
It is illegal to show a recruit on the jumbotron during a school sanctioned event, such as a basketball game, but the University of Alabama did just that as Saban sat between Sanders, Jr. and Senior to see the Tide win the SEC West in basketball this Saturday night. Of course this is just the [...]
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Nick Saban is a Cunning Linguist
February 15th, 2011 · 1 Comment
Photo taken from FOTP personal collection Nick Saban has a bit of a mouth on him. So much so that his verbal diarrhea may have turned off the top high school prospect in all the land. Jadeveon Clowney, defensive end and destroyer of lesser mortals, after committing to South Carolina, revealed that he didn’t care [...]
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Saban Gives McCarron A Spanking
November 14th, 2010 · 2 Comments
Fear Lord Saban’s wrath. If you anger him, you get an earful and a spanking.
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