Tuscaloosa Police are on the lookout for two men wanted in the theft of a Nick Saban cardboard cutout from a display at  a local Tuscaloosa gas station.   As evidenced by the surveillance photo, the stand-up, surprisingly, was not small enough to fit in the thief’s pocket.  I’m assuming the two men are considered Gumped and therefore extremely [...]

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It’s a lovely convenience when you can get in your Friday afternoon 18 and still be able to exhibit the appropriate levels of hate for your weekend football opponent.  Well, The Caddy Shack in Baton rouge offers just such a luxury…by sticking an 8 foot tall (he wishes) Nick Saban on their driving range, that, [...]

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Happy birthday, Nick Saban…you might want to get that growth removed before the weekend Today is Halloween.  Today is also Nick Saban’s birthday.  These two things are mutually exclusive and totally independent of each other…but the Devil appreciates the irony nonetheless.  To celebrate this joyous occasion, and in anticipation of the Alabama/LSU game this weekend, some [...]

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The crowd at the Grand Opening of a Golden Corral or the crowd to see Nick Saban…or both [HT: Jason Kirk] Nick Saban showed up with an amazing tan and some sort of convoluted plan for Penn State that involved a streamlining of the tax code and some sort of gameday ticket surcharge.  I couldn’t [...]

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You alright…I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU! Nick Saban is known for a good many things…his coaching acumen, his recruiting prowess, his attention to detail, and, yeah, his temper..his scorch the earth, flames-and-poison-mist-coming-out-of-his-ears, eye-dagger-throwing temper.  Well, as the below civil suit filed in Tuscaloosa Wednesday indicates, his daughter Kristen, who is a student at Alabama, [...]

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Charles Jefferson…just the type of student Nick Saban High will be looking for The naming of a new high school seems like it would be a relatively mundane and somewhat regimented task.  You’d usually name the school after the town, or the area, or a dead president, or a dead astronaut, or any assortment of [...]

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As I mentioned in the ol’ link dump below, Nick Saban is the proverbial sand in the crack of Spring Break’s ass at Alabama.  Holding practice hours before vacation is, on the surface, a very dick, and thus, very Nick Saban move.  But maybe in that cold West Virginia lump of coal he calls a heart, [...]

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