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Saban to Penn State, It’s Totally Happening

December 29th, 2011 · No Comments

It must be true because a commenter on a somewhat legitimate news reporting website said it.  It’s his DREAM JOB after all and there’s just no way he is turning it down and he’s taking Kirby Smart and Trent Richardson with him and he’s gonna make the announcement and everything right before the National Championship [...]

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Nick Saban Does Not Like Your Line of Questioning

October 17th, 2011 · 1 Comment

Fresh off of a donkey stomping in Oxford, you’d think that Nick Saban would be in a better mood but when you start asking him about those events, so far in the future, that the only thing we really would know for sure is that in 15 some odd years, pontoon boats will still be [...]

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Behold, Alabama’s Golden Calf has Arrived

April 15th, 2011 · 1 Comment

The statue of Nick Saban has arrived on campus in Tuscaloosa, and although the finely groomed quaf immortalized in iron and stone has not been revealed to the masses as yet, even the least of his subjects has arrived to pay homage. Either that, or for the pleasure and enjoyment entire Alabama man and beast [...]

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The Nick Saban Statue: Never Seen an Ass Like That

March 1st, 2011 · 2 Comments

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Nick Saban’s statue…making Paul Finebaum’s slinky go… Photos of the Nick Saban statue to be displayed outside of Bryant-Denny Stadium have been leaked, and naturally, it’s a little menacing.  This will no doubt insure that droves of Tide supporters from worshiping at his feet out of fear and respect..but that being said.  GET A LOAD [...]

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You Can’t Do That On Television

February 19th, 2011 · 6 Comments

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It is illegal to show a recruit on the jumbotron during a school sanctioned event, such as a basketball game, but the University of Alabama did just that as Saban sat between Sanders, Jr. and Senior to see the Tide win the SEC West in basketball this Saturday night. Of course this is just the [...]

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Tags: Alabama Basketball · Alabama Football

Nick Saban is a Cunning Linguist

February 15th, 2011 · 1 Comment

Photo taken from FOTP personal collection Nick Saban has a bit of a mouth on him.  So much so that his verbal diarrhea may have turned off the top high school prospect in all the land.  Jadeveon Clowney, defensive end and destroyer of lesser mortals, after committing to South Carolina, revealed that he didn’t care [...]

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Tags: Alabama Football · Recruiting · South Carolina

Saban Gives McCarron A Spanking

November 14th, 2010 · 2 Comments

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Fear Lord Saban’s wrath. If you anger him, you get an earful and a spanking.

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