Charles Jefferson…just the type of student Nick Saban High will be looking for The naming of a new high school seems like it would be a relatively mundane and somewhat regimented task.  You’d usually name the school after the town, or the area, or a dead president, or a dead astronaut, or any assortment of [...]

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As I mentioned in the ol’ link dump below, Nick Saban is the proverbial sand in the crack of Spring Break’s ass at Alabama.  Holding practice hours before vacation is, on the surface, a very dick, and thus, very Nick Saban move.  But maybe in that cold West Virginia lump of coal he calls a heart, [...]

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It must be true because a commenter on a somewhat legitimate news reporting website said it.  It’s his DREAM JOB after all and there’s just no way he is turning it down and he’s taking Kirby Smart and Trent Richardson with him and he’s gonna make the announcement and everything right before the National Championship [...]

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Fresh off of a donkey stomping in Oxford, you’d think that Nick Saban would be in a better mood but when you start asking him about those events, so far in the future, that the only thing we really would know for sure is that in 15 some odd years, pontoon boats will still be [...]

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The statue of Nick Saban has arrived on campus in Tuscaloosa, and although the finely groomed quaf immortalized in iron and stone has not been revealed to the masses as yet, even the least of his subjects has arrived to pay homage. Either that, or for the pleasure and enjoyment entire Alabama man and beast [...]

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Nick Saban’s statue…making Paul Finebaum’s slinky go… Photos of the Nick Saban statue to be displayed outside of Bryant-Denny Stadium have been leaked, and naturally, it’s a little menacing.  This will no doubt insure that droves of Tide supporters from worshiping at his feet out of fear and respect..but that being said.  GET A LOAD [...]

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It is illegal to show a recruit on the jumbotron during a school sanctioned event, such as a basketball game, but the University of Alabama did just that as Saban sat between Sanders, Jr. and Senior to see the Tide win the SEC West in basketball this Saturday night. Of course this is just the [...]

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