Bourbon Street in the day time…it does exist Now that the hardened criminal mastermind behind the now infamous Alabama teabagging caper has been brought to the cold hands of justice the media, internets, and most importantly, the Finebaum Show, has moved on to more pressing matters. FOTP, your first stop for sports blogging SEC forensic expertise, [...]
CSI:FOTP…Investigating the Teabagging Crime Scene
January 30th, 2012 · 2 Comments
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And Now Something for the Insensitive Yet Fashionable Alabama Fan
January 26th, 2012 · 2 Comments
I’m sure that this shirt, that no doubt is available in a local tuscaloosa mall kiosk near you for a modest price, is 100% cotton or some sort of polyfiber blend, which allows for both comfort and excellent range of motion when you are attempting to stick your man purse on the head of unsuspecting [...]
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The BCS Championship Trophy Tour Through Alabama is Off to a Rousing Start
January 16th, 2012 · 1 Comment
Ah the face of victory and childhood obesity With another National Championship in the fold (14 baby…or somewhere thereabouts) comes the now time honored tradition of the tour through the great state of Alabama of the BCS National Championship trophy. Last time the Tide brought the prize home, it was cetrainly an affair to remember, [...]
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Case of the Mondays
January 9th, 2012 · No Comments
Awful 80′s Memphis wrestling promo or trailer for a gay cowboy movie? Probably both. [HT: SnyGuy] A prelude to the game this evening, in succinct note form [SBNation] Harvey Updyke, PAAAWWWLLL, an AJ McCarron on his death bed Mardi Gras float, the crying Bama fan…this post has it all [SBNation] The Alabama kickers have a rare [...]
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Saban to Penn State, It’s Totally Happening
December 29th, 2011 · No Comments
It must be true because a commenter on a somewhat legitimate news reporting website said it. It’s his DREAM JOB after all and there’s just no way he is turning it down and he’s taking Kirby Smart and Trent Richardson with him and he’s gonna make the announcement and everything right before the National Championship [...]
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Alabama Continues to Claim Meth Lab National Championship
July 29th, 2011 · 3 Comments
No connection found between this meth cooking operation and T-Town Menswear…yet In Alabama, meth cookin’ is a family affair, passed down from generation to generation and always housed in the most lavish of Alabama locales…like a Huntsville Motel 6. . Pride is taken in their work and, as always, that true Crimson Tide winning attitude is [...]
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