I’m just going to leave this here, and I’m not in the least insinuating that these two photos have any correlation between each other or that one is the cause or effect of the other. Nope, just gonna leave both of these things here without comment or commentary… and Roll Tide.
Two Things That Have Nothing to Do With Each Other, I Swear
May 24th, 2012 · No Comments
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Bama Tea Bagger Pleads Not Guilty
May 22nd, 2012 · No Comments
Standing by our commitment to be your ball-sack-on-drunken-fan’s-face news leader, FOTP brings you word that Brian Dowling, better known as the Bama tea bagger, has plead not guilty to the charges stemming from his late night Krystal run after the BCS National Championship Game. The judge also refused to reduce the $50,000 bond. The [...]
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Krystal Burger Tea-Bagger Gets the Chair…or Something
May 17th, 2012 · No Comments
Grand Jury indictment…Roll Tide The infamous Krystal tea-bagger, Brian Downing, had his day in court in Louisiana today…things did not go well. A New Orleans grand jury indicted him on two counts related to the incident where he stuck his yam bag on an unsuspecting LSU fan inside the Bourbon Street Krystal Burger. NEW ORLEANS [...]
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Our First Visual Evidence of AJ McCarron’s Chest Tattoo Addition
May 4th, 2012 · 3 Comments
It was recently reported that Bama quarterback AJ McCarron had added to his already impressive chest tattoo thingy. This was all only rumor and hearsay until AJ, his tattoo, and an accommodating muscle shirt were photographed at a local little league/beer softball complex (a community staple in the South). We don’t get the full monty since this [...]
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Friends With Muscles: Sarah Phillips is a Tampa Strip Club Bouncer from Alaska…or Something
May 2nd, 2012 · No Comments
In the latest stirring rendition of Friends w/ Muscles, Rick Muscles and I welcome Bobby Bigwheel to the program to discuss the NFL draft. We, of course, didn’t talk about that all that much, instead choosing to talk more about the Sarah Phillips scandal, running out of options in Alaska, revealing that the Tampa Bay Bucs [...]
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Mr. Saban Goes to Washington
April 19th, 2012 · 1 Comment
As you can see, the Alabama Crimson Tide visited the White house today to celebrate their national championship and present the President with a #14 jersey. While many of you may choose to take this moment to celebrate said championship and the spoils associated with it, Im just going to sit back and admire that [...]
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Friends with Muscles: Where We Actually Interview a Pulitzer Prize Winner
April 18th, 2012 · No Comments
In the latest edition of Friends with Muscles we talk all things Bama with Pultizer Prize winning writer for Tuscaloosa News and Tide Sports.com, Aaron Suttles. We get a preirew of how daunting a task it will be to beat Alabama yet again this year and we put odds on how long it will take [...]
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