Put this in your garden and tobacco plants spring up out of nowhere Statues of coaches in certain college towns are having a rough week, but in Tuscaloosa, not only do the campuses have a veritable plethora of coaching statues, but for a mere pentance of $98.77, you too can erect the likeness of your [...]

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It must be true because a commenter on a somewhat legitimate news reporting website said it.  It’s his DREAM JOB after all and there’s just no way he is turning it down and he’s taking Kirby Smart and Trent Richardson with him and he’s gonna make the announcement and everything right before the National Championship [...]

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IT HAS ARRIVED. Another year of another week where the the degenerates who run this site attempt to pick games for the upcoming college football weekend. We are usually completely and totally wrong, blinded by team allegiance, alumni status, and probably a 5th of Makers, but hey, we aim to entertain with our irreverence. We’ve [...]

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We made a trip over the weekend to the middle of freaking nowhere…otherwise known as State College, PA.  Half-assed pictures and snarky comments about JoePa being old and his players being criminals to follow… Quite an impressive palace of gridiron glory, shaking any premonitions of Penn State being a middle of nowhere cow college…   until we saw [...]

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