Tiger Woods, long a dweller of the bottom levels of the Loser Hot Girl Pyramid Following up on the genesis of a conversation Rick Muscles and I had on last week show, we spend the entirety of the show discussing the pyramid of loser hot girls. Be enthralled as we explore the pros and cons [...]
Friends with Muscles: Where We Unveil the Loser Hot Girl Pyramid
January 25th, 2012 · No Comments
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Welcome to Handsome Rick’s Gorgeous GMail Inbox
December 13th, 2011 · 1 Comment
FOTP contributor, squat sensei, and close personal friend of Ryan Leaf, Rick Muscles has given the public access to his personal email account, an account that before now was only used to email himself motivational quotes and receive workout supplement spam advertisements…Nevertheless, he is here to answer your questions and provide direction to your otherwise wayward lives. [...]
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Introducing the Muscles Mailbag
December 2nd, 2011 · 2 Comments
FOTP contributor, squat sensei, and close personal friend of Ryan Leaf, Rick Muscles has given the public access to his personal email account, an account that before now was only used to email himself motivational quotes and receive workout supplement spam advertisements…Nevertheless, he is here to answer your questions and provide direction to your otherwise [...]
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Do Your Duty and Fill the Muscles Mailbag
November 28th, 2011 · No Comments
To make the following announcement, I Googled “Most Awesome Picture Ever”, above is the first result that came up. That seems like an appropriate lead-in for some very important FOTP news…Starting this week, internet celebrity and NCAA college football scoring efficiency record holder, Rick Muscles, will be here to answer any and all quaetions about, pretty [...]
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No More Weight Room ZZ Top, and Other Drastic Changes at Ole Miss
November 16th, 2011 · No Comments
The landscape of Ole Miss football is no doubt about to change. A new head coach, an whenever Pete Boone gets around to cleaning out his desk, a new athletics director. Such a transition can be jarring for those who may be unprepared or unwilling to accept said change…Luckily, FOTP’s favorite squat enthusiast, Rick Muscles, stops by to [...]
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Clay Travis Presents a Roast of Clay Travis, in Conjunction With the Society for More Stuff About Clay Travis. CLAYTRAVISCLAYTRAVISCLAYTRAVIS
July 29th, 2011 · 3 Comments
Hey Maurice Jones Drew, what do you think about Clay Travis holding a roast for himself? Yeah, me too. So, lawyer, cheerleader marrier, and expert in Alabama-based bulk retailers of fashionable menswear, Clay Travis, had a a roast for himself last night. I almost can’t type that without entering into the throws of a grand [...]
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Give Birmingham the “Favorite Local Athlete” That They Deserve
July 5th, 2011 · 1 Comment
How about you take a minute away from demonstrating your complete lack of understanding of the burden of proof in criminal cases by heading over to the Birmingham Magazine site and vote for our very own shirtless squat guru, Rick Muscles, as “favorite local athlete”. It’s either him or Jay Barker, so it’s like the [...]
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