I’m just going to leave this here, and I’m not in the least insinuating that these two photos have any correlation between each other or that one is the cause or effect of the other.  Nope, just gonna leave both of these things here without comment or commentary… and Roll Tide.

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Standing by our commitment to be your ball-sack-on-drunken-fan’s-face news leader, FOTP brings you word that Brian Dowling, better known as the Bama tea bagger, has plead not guilty to the charges stemming from his late night Krystal run after the BCS National Championship Game.   The judge also refused to reduce the $50,000 bond.  The [...]

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These are the kind of scientific breakthroughs you get when there are laid off NASA rocket scientists roaming free in the South without a mission to Mars or something to concentrate on.  You laugh now, but as the popularity of this thing grows, some enterprising LSU fan will couple this with modern bug zapper technology [...]

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On this, International Women’s Day, it seems only appropriate to feature the plight of the modern female in the new South.  Times are tough, and frankly, we all need to recognize our personal strengths and accentuate those things that make us more attractive to the marketplace and potential employers.  One young lady in Tuscaloosa has [...]

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No connection found between this meth cooking operation and T-Town Menswear…yet In Alabama, meth cookin’ is a family affair, passed down from generation to generation and always housed in the most lavish of Alabama locales…like a Huntsville Motel 6.  .  Pride is taken in their work and, as always, that true Crimson Tide winning attitude is [...]

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Given the news of last night, really only one way to go. Osama Bin Laden isn’t dead until John Cena confirms it [Deadspin] How college campuses celebrated the news.  Spoiler: Couches were burned in Morgantown. [Dr. Saturday] Osama Bin Laden killed, Alabama claims another National Championship [EDSBS] Phillie fans get the USA chant going, and [...]

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Earmuffs if you have children. Or if you have a soul.

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