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Cop Who Stopped Moats Predictably Douchey, Overeager

March 31st, 2009 · No Comments

Having never attended a police academy, but having seen the entire library of Steve Guttenberg cinematic vehicles, we can only assume that the above would be the protecting and serving equivalent of a tramp stamp.  The above artistic masterpiece and Phil Mickleson inspired man side boob belongs to one Robert Powell, the Dallas police officer [...]

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The Dallas Police Have Heard the Dying Mother-in-Law Excuse Before

March 26th, 2009 · 4 Comments

For the greater Dallas metro area police force, the law yeilds to no man, even if that man’s mother-in-law is on her deathbed.  Ryan Moats, former Louisiana Tech star and current Houston Texan, was pulled over by an overzealous Dallas cop as he and his wife raced to Baylor Medical Center to be at the [...]

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