Excessively tall Arkansas Quarterback Ryan Mallett is out 3 to 4 months after breaking his foot in off season conditioning drills Wednesday, or so the athletic training staff at Arkansas would have you believe. Sources have indicated to FOTP that, in fact, Mallett was injured in a horrible employee lounge mishap at a lavish California [...]

[Read more →]

Screech says he did, so its got to be true.  I will say this, there was a noticeable bulking up by the lead singer of the Zack Attack during the College Years.  Let’s just assume that he was trying to recover quicker from that horrible knee injury he suffered in the championship basketball game in [...]

[Read more →]

Kelly Kapowski is with child.  If there was anyone capable of a virgin birth in modern times, I thought it was her…or at the very least I figured Johnny Dakota or Jeff from the Maxx would have knocked her up at some point.  Instead its some guy named Brady Smith, who is apparently an actor, [...]

[Read more →]

In our constant effort to be fair and balanced around here, I cannot, in good conscience, comment on the above.  My red and blue-leaning tendencies make any commentary by me seem biased and retaliatory.  I’d rather others with less partisanship than I lead the charge here.  That’s why Ive asked a few well known gentlemen who [...]

[Read more →]

The return of preppy…monumental Admittedly, I don’t watch Jimmy Fallon all that much.  My heavy rotation of Robot Chicken and whatever atrocious movie is on late night on Versus (last night…Caddyshack II, Randy Quaid’s finest work if you ask me) precludes me from catching it most times.  But Fallon’s segment with Mark-Paul Gosselaar last night [...]

[Read more →]

Malibu Sands Kapowski is here to save our drowning SEC picks We were oh so clever in August when we broke out our SEC preseason predictions, brought to you by Saved By The Bell.  We just knew that the SEC East would be the class of the conference and that someone with a 5-3 record [...]

[Read more →]

There are two things in this world we know entirely too much about, SEC football and Saved By the Bell.  Both are vats of completely useless knowledge (useless unless you are in the South or are in a conversation with Dustin Diamond, who is probably looking for someone to talk to anyway) that, when joined together will hopefully [...]

[Read more →]