Friends of the Program

LSU is Just Taunting Fate Now

September 6th, 2011 · No Comments

LSU is now just rearing back and hocking one into the face of karma at this point.  If a parking lot face stomping by its starting quarterback and an NCAA rules violation by it’s most dynamic playmaker isn’t going to derail the Tigers, what is some sparsly read toilet rag going to do? Les Miles laughs at [...]

[Read more →]

Tags: LSU football

This SI Cover is Going to Give South Carolina a Complex

August 16th, 2011 · No Comments

Credit Sports Illustrated with the inevitable 6-6 season that is about to befall South Carolina, and the eating disorder that Alshon Jeffery is going to develop thanks to all that fat jokes that are about to come his way.  All that being said…GOTDAMN, TRENT RICHARDSON!  He must have trained all off-season by swimming in vats [...]

[Read more →]

Tags: Alabama Football · College Football · South Carolina

See, We Warned You

October 10th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Well, that didn’t take long It only toook a single weekend for the SI curse to take a potential deathblow to the Ole Miss Rebel football program.  First there was the classic “let down” game loss to South Carolina that featured yet another debilitating fumble by Dexter McCluster and now comes word that freak defensive [...]

[Read more →]

Tags: Ole Miss Football

Ole Miss is So Totally Freaking Screwed

September 30th, 2008 · 5 Comments

Couldn’t they find a grizzled picture of Brett Favre or something instead…I mean look at him, he just loves to play! Well, there goes the season.  Here I was, so worried that the national media would paint my fair Oxford in a bad light while covering the Presidential debate that I completely underestimated those evil bastards [...]

[Read more →]

Tags: Ole Miss Football