Auburn is racking up today and looks to have a top 5 class when all the fax dust has settled.  One of their recruits, Ladarius Phillips, all 270 running back pounds of him, is considered a sleeper in the class, but there is nothing underrated about his highlight film soundtrack.

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Signing Day is upon us and the types of anticipation and general insanity that can ensue can really only be described behind the sounds of synthesizers, rock guitars, and sequined jump suits.  Behold! Decaffeinated Mormon Metal in all its 70′s glory (and the most rock n’ roll thing you’ll see all day at about the [...]

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We stand on the precipice of National Signing Day, a day where grown men celebrate the life decisions of 18 year olds (hooray for the played out hat dance!) and grossly display star superiority over any and all who sink below them in the coveted Rivals and Scout rankings.  And as always, the SEC leads [...]

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Several hundred people shuffle into a dusty and unair-conditioned gymnasium at the Oswaldo “Ozzie” Guillen High School and Forceable Re-education Facility for the highly anticipated press conference where Venezuelan President and denouncer of all things American Hugo Chavez prepares to make a special announcement about his future.  Throngs of media who are attending under a cloud of [...]

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Marlon Brown spurns the advances of Ramseys College to join Mark Richt at Georgia.  He was being rumored to be headed to UT, Ole Miss, and even Ohio State at various points in his recruitment.  Apparently not even the persuasive tones of Anthony Edwards and Brian Doyle Murray could change the outcome.

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One of the more elaborate productions of the day from top cornerback Dre Kirkpatrick.  He had a Texas and Bama hat on the podium, picked up the UT hat, said it didn’t have enough “swagga” (obviously, burnt orange isnt real flashy per se).  So he produced a black bad and pulled out a black Bama [...]

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The touch.  The feel.  The fabric of our lives.

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