Like the McRib he’s holding, @SummerofMallett is back for a limited time only (click to enlarge and make it your wallpaper, naturally) I swore up and down that we would never resurrect him.  He is a professional now, after all, and a back-up who has spent most of his first year on the IR (those [...]

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Never forget…mostly because this tramp stamp you got tattooed on your lower back wont let you With complete and total disregard for the calendar, I’m here to announce that one of the greatest summer seasons this side of a John Candy beach house rental has official come to a close.  Today marks the end of the SummerofMallett Twitter feed [...]

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It’s been a rough day if you are or at one point were associated with the University of Florida football team.  But chin up Gainesville, some of your football players, Trey Burton in particular, are partaking in other vices that have not been deemed illegal by the NCAA or the local authorities…yet. And if you are scoring [...]

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A monumental event like @SummerofMallett descending upon New Orleans is an occasion that must be celebrated with outerwear….and with the good and probably overly sleeve tattooed people over at Affliction and Ed Hardy spurning our advances for a commemorative SummerofMallett/Sugar Bowl t-shirt, FOTP has taken it upon itself to do it our damn selves.  Behold the [...]

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It’s been a long but fruitful summer for #15…if the type of fruit you usually enjoy is a day or two past optimal ripeness and likely has a back tattoo and a raging case of herpes.  He’s ventured to the far reaches of the globe in search of culture, experience, and willing, at least by [...]

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#15 hates, he hates you, he doesn’t even know you and he hates your guts The Summer of Mallett is ready for his close-up.  Our boy #15 is in Birmingham for the SEC Media Days where he will take the stage  dressed in some selection he likely bought at Greg’s in Memphis with a gaggle [...]

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Life, art…dancing in close embrace This is the tweet that came in from Summer of Mallett last night after a young lady named Edith Channing witnessed the sultan of summer making an exit stage left from her residence one morning over the weekend.  By posting this, we in no way wish to insinuate anything tawdry [...]

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