And this bird you cannot chaaayyyiange Imagine if you will the scene yesterday when embattled and recently benched South Carolina Senior quarterback Stephen Garcia showed up in the Gamecock athletic offices to take his Spurrier-mandated alcohol test yesterday .  Given his current state of benchdom with the team, I like to imagine that he showed up [...]

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You may hate him now, Steve, but you’ll come back.  No matter how many untimely picks he throws or how many times he gets drunk in the club and has a 3 way make-out session with a bunch of Miami skanks…you’ll come back.  No matter how many leads he squanders or how many times he throws all [...]

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Drunk in public…#5 learned it from watching you! At times, Stephen Garcia’s play for South Carolina could easily be described as “unsteady on his feet”,  ”uncooperative”, and having a “strong odor of alcoholic beverage coming from his person”.  You may consider those traits to be unbecoming of a top tier quarterback…the Gamecocks quarterback coach, GA [...]

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Drunk in public…a tradition that never graduates. [HT: TravHaney]

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Stephen Garcia…leading, following, and getting out of the way Stephen Garcia is suspended again.  This time indefinitely, and I truly believe he is just doing it for comedy’s sake at this point.  How else can you explain why he would show up, apparently drunk, to a mandatory life skills seminar for athletes called “Branded a [...]

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The Energy Drink Battle of the Palmetto State is coming to a convenience store near you (assuming you live in South Carolina). While partial to Cocktane, Stephen Garcia thinks* both go great with vodka or Jager…but regardless of which of these elixers is more agreeable with your pallet, mass consumption of either will undoubtedly lead to some good ol’ [...]

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