Like the McRib he’s holding, @SummerofMallett is back for a limited time only (click to enlarge and make it your wallpaper, naturally) I swore up and down that we would never resurrect him.  He is a professional now, after all, and a back-up who has spent most of his first year on the IR (those [...]

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Some are suggesting that this Jordan Jefferson arrest may be racially motivated in some way.  Even one of his teammates is openly commenting on it.  So expounding on that idea and following along the same line of quandary instituted by ESPN yesterday concerning Mike Vick, , from reader @RazorJamon, after the jump, is the artist rendering of if [...]

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Never forget…mostly because this tramp stamp you got tattooed on your lower back wont let you With complete and total disregard for the calendar, I’m here to announce that one of the greatest summer seasons this side of a John Candy beach house rental has official come to a close.  Today marks the end of the SummerofMallett Twitter feed [...]

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Now you listen to me you mealy mouthed son of a legitimate actor, you can’t haze our pledges…only we can haze our pledges.  You can keep that hack crazy work you are pulling on the rubes going for as long as you care to or as long as TMZ deems it relevant or until something actually [...]

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Haters.  They hate. Our favorite skank wrangler and shot connoisseur ran into a bit of a public relations avalanche at the NFL Combine this weekend in Indianapolis.  By all accounts, his on field performance during the drills was one of the better showings of the weekend, but it was his press conference, and more specifically, [...]

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How does one commemorate a magical evening spent with a certain strong-armed quarterback that culminated, as many nights spent with #15 do, with moments of passion, excitement, and eventually an indeterminable rash in peculiar areas of the body?  By splashing a tasteful tribute on the back seat where the magical moment took place. This is how, [...]

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Gettin’ paid in jimmy hats and shotgun shells, not bad for a days work  Ryan Mallett gave the Family Arm a solid pre-combine workout at the Super Walmart in Bentonville over the weekend.  He was among his people, signing some Razorback paraphernalia….and breasts, lots and lots of breasts.  But, in the midst of the signing, good ol’ [...]

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