Kirk Herbstreit has been forced out of the now not-so-friendly confines of Columbus, Ohio and has been forced to seek shelter elsewhere.  So where does an upwardly mobile younger gentleman of means and taste  head?  Nashville of course. And so Herbie won’t be flying blind, FOTP contributor and unofficial Nashville welcome committee chairman, Steven Godfrey, [...]

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Cam Newton, clubbing baby seals and other unspeakable offenses With the dawn of every new day, it seems, come new allegations of impropriaties by Cam Newton or those associated with him.  We at FOTP just want to get it all out there in the open now…let all those transgressions breathe a bit and let time, [...]

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Sorry Buzz, best picture we could find Let this be fair warning to anyone wanting to take Buzz Bissinger to any sort of task about his presence and frequency of postings on Twitter.  He will find you. The Friday Night Lights author has a bit of a short temper and his latest target of ire was FOTP’s [...]

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Jackson, lock your doors and hide all the impressionable youths because your prodigal son has returned home for the weekend or longer.  Godfrey will be on The Morning Vent all morning today to talk about wrestling, all varieties of bodily functions, and perhaps at the very end, some football.  Tune in all morning and enjoy it [...]

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I fucking hate my sinuses. I was supposed to write a column complaining about Alabama complaining about their 2010 football schedule. Instead, I’ve spent the better part of my Wednesday totally stoned off of my ass on Walgreen’s brand Benadryl. Nick Saban won again. Like most Americans who grow temporary vaginas each April, I have [...]

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How’s the water, Morty? Those new Dove for Men commercials proclaim that men of a certain age arrive at a point where they become comfortable with themselves. No fucking shit. There must be a mathematical equation that explains that as men grow older, they spend more and more time naked in a locker room in [...]

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I turned 29 this week, and now I can’t pee right. When I was 19 I always figured that this would be the time to start worrying about my hair. Every man does, although almost none admit it. I have two guys in my office who wept openly at the passing of the trucker hat [...]

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