The Perfect Storm would like to remind you that, as the college football season approaches, he is just off the shore of your consciousness with a tidal wave of talent and crazy, just waiting for the perfect moment to strike…and thanks to a violation of team rules, that moment will be some time after Jacksonville [...]

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The Perfect Storm, selling enough slogan t’s to make Dane Cook blush The Perfect Storm hype is building in rural corners of Alabamawhere, before Perriloux’s arrival, Saturday night entertainment probably revolved heavily around watching two dogs try to get “unattached” after some hot and heavy stray mut coitus…the forced separation via water house is always a [...]

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The Perfect Storm…all smiles, until someone tells him he is in Jacksonville, Alabama. LSU fans, when the rest of the SEC is stacking eight and nine in the box this season, remember this photo and then take stock in all that could have been. 

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In the wake of the Perfect Storm’s arrival to the sprawling range that is Northern Alabama, comes the obligatory “Ive learned my lesson and now Im ready to make good” feature on the former LSU Quarterback and illegal arms dealer*.  In the al.com piece  seems to have some handy dandy, no muss no fuss explanaitions [...]

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The Perfect Storm to be unleashed on a directional university near you The Ryan Perrilloux second chance road tour has begun in earnest across the unsuspecting rural and historically black college campuses throughout the South.  The Storm was apparently at scenic Jacksonville State over the weekend meeting with JSU head coach and caretaker of mediocrity for SEC teams [...]

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Media outlets throughout Louisiana are reporting that The Perfect Storm Ryan Perrilloux has been dismissed from the LSU football team for what Les Miles calls a failure “to fulfill his commitment as an LSU student athlete”. That could mean anything at LSU, maybe he double parked his Escalade one too many times or didnt properly tip [...]

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List of Fail This, apparently, is the sign outside the Strength and Conditioning office in the LSU Football Complex.  Mel Kiper is jotting down “character issues” next to Byrd’s name on his draft board as we speak.  And where is Perrilloux’s name?  If gambling, counterfeiting, fighting, and general skull-duggery doesnt get your name posted what will?  [...]

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