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Texas A&M Removes Sherman, His Slacks, From College Station

December 2nd, 2011 · No Comments

Oh the pain…but lets be honest, those pants look immaculate The Dockers no-iron pleated pant industry in College Station took a major hit yesterday as Texas A&M removed Mike Sherman and his collection of khaki slacks from his position as head coach of the Aggies.  It had been rumored as a possibility most of the [...]

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Tommy Tuberville Will Be Your Huckleberry

August 24th, 2011 · 3 Comments

WE MUST PROTECT THIS PONDEROSA! I always wondered who the rubes were who went into the “Old Timey Photobooth” kiosks at Six Flags to shove grandma into a girdle from the Wild West in order to have their family portrait taken….now we know…Tommy Tuberville is exactly that type of rube and he doesn’t take kindly [...]

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The Blind Side Trailer, Now With Tommy Tuberville

November 4th, 2009 · No Comments

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It is a bit surreal to see Tommy Tuberville introduce himself to Sandra Bullock as Auburn’s head football coach, but Warner Bros. marketing approach is clearly an attempt to pull College Football fans in to see a film that appears to have adapted a unique football study into a feel good chick-flick. To achieve their [...]

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Tags: Auburn Football · College Football

Chizik Gets No Respect From The SEC

June 26th, 2009 · No Comments

Somewhere, Tommy Tuberville is smiling. Gene Chizik is dumbfounded. The SEC is most likely apologetic. And every Alabama fan  is laughing “BWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” [HT: Trippers via Teh Juice]

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Tags: Auburn Football · SEC Football

Tuberville's Resignation Letter

December 11th, 2008 · 1 Comment

When you get fired resign at Auburn, this is what the letter confirming it looks like, courtesy of the Opelika-Auburn News: Mr. Jay Jacobs Director of Intercollegiate Athletics Athletics Complex CAMPUS Dear Jay: This letter will confirm our recent conversations about my status as Head Football Coach. After long consideration, I have decided to resign. [...]

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We Don't Want a Good Coach, We Want Mr. Tuberville!

December 9th, 2008 · 4 Comments

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You are all explicated. Upset about the ouster of Tommy Tuberville as their head football coach, the students of Auburn are taking it to the streets.  And who could blame them really…Auburn was a school out of control until Tuberville took over.  He cleaned up all of the rif raf that had cluttered the halls of [...]

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The Annual Coach Cleansing Exercises Have Commenced

December 4th, 2008 · No Comments

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 The removal of infidels will be swift and permanent [photoshop courtesy: TZilla] With the college football season drawing to a close, the every-year-around-this-time tradition of erasing the existence of those who have achieved less than desirable outcomes from the face of various degree granting institutions throughout the country has begun.  Some are justified…Sly Croom beat Greg [...]

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