This may be the best thing to come out of the whole Bobby Petrino fiasco (besides all of the photoshops, those were pretty fun), John L. Smith is now on Twitter. Thats almost a shame really because I hate to limit a man of such colorful explanations to just 140 characters.
John L. Smith is Now on Twitter
May 15th, 2012 · 1 Comment
Tags: Arkansas Football
Ryan Mallett Would Like Us to Knock It Off Already
April 23rd, 2012 · 1 Comment
#shotz! Ok look, I know that we retired @SummerofMallett only to bring him back for a glorious two week run for the Super Bowl, but believe me when I tell you, he’s not making a second comeback. It’s done. Over. Not coming back, ever. But, that doesn’t mean I won’t make the occasional joke at his expense [...]
Tags: Arkansas Football · Summer of Mallett
#WhyInGodsNameAreYouWatchingThisGame Was a Little Wordy I Guess
November 21st, 2011 · 5 Comments
Mississippi State, realizing that you are probably going to need something to keep you distracted while you have the Egg Bowl on this year, is here to help with your Twitter trending topic that will likely devolve into something unseemly once the nation actually sees these two teams attempt to play football. If the Ole [...]
Tags: Mississippi State Football · Ole Miss Football
I Think We Broke the News to Luther Campbell
August 17th, 2011 · 4 Comments
I tried to shield him as best I could, but by now he has to have heard. Keep your chin up, Luke Skywalker, you’ll always be our favorite keeper of Hurricane bounties.
Tags: College Football · Da U
The SEC Looks to Give Compliance Departments a Break
June 28th, 2011 · No Comments
In an effort to not make it so obvious that they are trying to regulate university Compliance Directors into an early grave, the SEC is proposing some changes, and thus some less stringent recruiting rules about texting, Twitter, and Facebook. Currently, compliance directors must monitor and approve who coaches and administrators follow and/or accept as friends on [...]
Tags: College Football · SEC Football
Did You Know He’s a Fake Lawyer?
June 17th, 2011 · 1 Comment
Do you need legal representation? Do you need dating tips to bag that local sports team’s head cheerleader? Do you have some semblance of a beard and does said beard “get it done” more times than not? Would you like to write for a new web site for six months for free only to have your [...]
Tags: College Football
Harvey Updyke is Now on Twitter. Act Accordingly
June 9th, 2011 · 6 Comments
So look who popped up on Twitter tonight. He’s apparently been on since late May, and most of it is the typical faire you’d expect, much Auburn/Bama commentary with the occasional health or online blackjack related update. This is either the worst idea in the history of criminal defense, or a genius ploy to [...]
Tags: Alabama Football · Auburn Football