Welp. BATON ROUGE, LA (WAFB) – Four former LSU football players were arrested Thursday on drug-related charges, officials said. Jordan Jefferson, Tyrann Mathieu, Karnell Hatcher, and Derrick Bryant were all charged with possession with intent to distribute marijuana, law enforcement sources told WAFB’s Jim Shannon and Kiran Chawla. The former players were in the process of [...]
Tyrann Mathieu, Jordan Jefferson Arrested on Drug Charges
October 25th, 2012 · 1 Comment
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Pete Thamel Badgered Tyrann Mathieu (See What I Did There)
October 17th, 2012 · 4 Comments
Pete Thamel will call your ass at all hours of the day from blocked phone numbers and then try to pay people off to get the story he wants…allegedly A day after Pete Thamel and Sports Illustrated released their cover story on Tyrann Mathieu, and more importantly, his potential eligibility issues, comes word from the Honey Badger’s [...]
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Tyrann Mathieu May Lose Eligibility Thanks to the Worst Commercial Ever
October 16th, 2012 · 2 Comments
Free glow stick head band thingys for the first 100 people, ya heard Pete Thamel wrote a cover story Tyrann Mathieu for the upcoming issue of Sports Illustrated where he updates us on the current status and whereabouts of the Honey Badger-turned-mild-mannered-LSU-student. In it, of all of the possible angles to take on the story, [...]
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And…The Honey Badger is Done
August 10th, 2012 · No Comments
Roadkill, the dead full frontal honey badger feels your pain, Tyrann In what has become something of an annual tradition before the season starts, LSU has lost one of it’s best players. This time it’s the Honey Badger, and it’s for good, and there is no word yet as to whether the Shady’s parking lot [...]
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I’m Sure the Honey Badger Won’t Care
January 12th, 2012 · No Comments
As if this LSU team hasn’t been through enough ridicule in the past 48 hours…now, not only is the quarterback* taking down his Twitter page and the basketball team becoming a target of ridicule, but now Bama fans are tarnishing the very spirit of unliscensed merchandise sales out of the back of people’s trunks along [...]
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The Honey Badger Tokes What It Wants
October 19th, 2011 · 4 Comments
MS PAINT does not give a shit Les Miles is clearly becoming bored with the string of double digit wins he’s been putting together, so he went ahead and ratched up the degree of difficulty for this weekend’s home game against Auburn by suspending Therold Simon, Spencer Ware, and Tyrann Mathieu after they allegedly failed [...]
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Honey Badger Don’t Give a Shit
October 3rd, 2011 · 1 Comment
Tyrann Mathieu takes what he wants…and what he, and likely you, should want, is your very own Honey Badger tshirt. It’s a great way to let Florida fans…and any cobras that may be lurking about, that they are officially on notice.
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