Reports from FanHouse, SI, and pretty much everybody else have urban Meyer holding a 6 PM press conference to announce that he is retiring (again) from coaching and thus leaving Florida.  Maybe its hypertension, high blood pressure, or Tebow separation anxiety, but for whatever reason, he’s stepping down… …and Dan Mullen should probably answer his [...]

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As we did yesterday with the SEC West, today we will again use NASA developed iPhone technology to see what our SEC East coaches would look like if they spliced their DNA with Mark Mangino.

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It’s Summertime, but our FOTP LOLCats have been anything but vacationing…

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You need a little class in your life, so enjoy the daily comedic stylings of Mr. Ron Bennington of the Ron and Fez Show (11-3 on XM 202, Sirius 197…the Official Satellite Radio show of Friends of the Program). It’s an Urban Myth, started by Urban Meyer. In fact, most Urban Myths were started by that prick. [...]

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And he’s been the mastermind behind a covert terroist cell…and he once pushed an old lady down a flight of metal stairs…and he cuts all of the tags off his furniture even though he is prohibited to do so by law…and he won’t read any of the Twilight books because he thinks all vampires are a [...]

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