The stare alone is scarier than a hoard of flesh eating zombies or a Charlie Weis-called toss sweep against the Alabama defense. Be forewarned trick or treaters in the greater Jacksonville area and surrounds, should you come upon a house with such a jack-o-latern, prepare to trick or treat that house with maximum effort or [...]
The Will Muschamp Staring Jack-o-latern is the Scariest Thing You Will See This Halloween
October 27th, 2011 · 1 Comment
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No, Will Muschamp Hasn’t Seen Star Wars, Frenchy
September 26th, 2011 · 1 Comment
Will Muschamp…probably waiting for the blu-ray box set to come out I know this is going to come as a bit of a shock, but Will Muschamp hasn;t seen very many of the Star Wars movies. In fact, he’d like you to keep any references to those movies out of your lines of questioning concerning [...]
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SEC Media Days, Y’all
July 20th, 2011 · No Comments
SEC Media Days…be sure to bring the hand sanitizer The schedule starts briskly today with a substantial dose of Bobby Petrino smuggness (who, I’m sure, is thrilled to answer all of your questions about the recent drug arrest of his son), creshendos with some BOOM-like intensity and folksy soundbites, and ends with Dan Mullen selling [...]
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Will Muschamp Doesn’t Think Much of Fake Will Muschamp
April 6th, 2011 · 2 Comments
At the 9:50ish mark, Will Muschamp cant be bothered We’ve been known around these parts, on occasion, to partake in a little fake Twitter account hijinx from time to time. Its good clean fun (even with the constant Herpes references) even when we find out that say, the agent for the actual individual threatens a [...]
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Will "Bump" Muschamp
November 27th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Texas Head-Coach-In-Waiting Will Muschamp loves to “bring it”. So does Brian Orakpo. But, as Craig James said, ”Coach, you better bring more with you if you if you’re going to hit Orak.”
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Nobody Makes Me Bleed My Own Blood, Nobody
September 1st, 2008 · 2 Comments
Will “Boom Mutha Fukka” Muschamp was none too pleased with his Texas defense after their first series this past Saturday against FAU. Inspired by Muschamp’s shedding of blood, the Texas defense managed to turn it around though, giving up 10 points, while the offense rolled up 503 yds of total offense.
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